I Don't Wanna Do this Work

...is the title of my latest awesome creation. A music video with an original song, starring a few of my Mooresville friends. Written and directed by me. So you know it's awesome.

It also has almost 100 views, despite the fact that I just put it up around 4 this afternoon. By comparison, my Halloween video has 234 views, the most of any of my videos, and it's been there since Halloween. It's current rating is 4 out of 5 stars, and this is mostly because my mom accidentally clicked 4 instead of 5.

In other words, there is absolutely no doubt that this is the greatest music video ever made. So go watch it!

What we really need on this blog...

...is a few low-budget TV ads against political radicals, such as Vernon Robinson. Especially the kind made by yours truly.

In case you don't know who Vernon Robinson is, you can have the unfortunate but comical experience of finding out here.

I know what I want for Christmas

wires that shoot out of my arms!

I couldn't ger past about 33 yards, then on one lucky streak I made it to 88.53.

Update: I made it 97.68 and unofficially renamed the game "Spiderman Tries Acid."

Thanks to my Political Science class...

...I know that this is way too true.

(Actually a leftover from 2002, but who cares?)

I have a date!

...and even Sean Connery is proud.