Oh, those wacky Googiligans...

Apparently, they know the quickest way to drive from New York to London.

/I've got some plans for some original writings in the fairly distant future.

An offical proclimation

Today I have decreed that what the world needs is more well-captioned pictures of cats.

Ooh, pretty!

In order to keep this blog from sliding into the sole genre of humor (if you can call it that), I think it's time I linked to a bunch of pretty images.

Sorry, I'm afraid none of these images contain boobs, which may have made them really be the prettiest.

A History Lesson

Don't say you never learned anything useful from this blog, because now you know what the internet looked like in 1988.

Go on, try searching for something!

What the world needs "right now"...

...is Star Wars set to Van Halen. Even if it isn't quite as great as it sounds, and is way too upbeat of a song for watching the Jedi get killed and the Empire rising.

LOL, Satire.

This is almost too true to be funny.

Or maybe it's not just funny.

But at any rate, I'm going to post it, because it sticks it to the infotainment-type "news."

The perfect gift

This Christmas, Valentine's Day, get her the gift that she really wants.

I'd do this, but I'd have to find a refrigerator box somehow...