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I can only deduce that you need a refrigerator box because you have a burning sensation in your groin area. This is caused either by an act of sexual congress (in your case very unlikely) with someone who has passed on some nasty germs, or by rubbing too hard. If, as I suspect, the latter is the case, you must way up whether the momentary pleasure of self-abuse is outweighed by the necessity of have to have a refrigerator box close at hand. I have ordered one for you.
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