What we need on this blog right now...

...is an inappropriately timed classic SNL skit from ten years ago. Their description: 1996 episode of SNL featuring Dana Carvey as Tom Brokaw, announcing the various ways Gerald Ford could die.

You know what's really relaxing?

Flying.

Also, thanks to this site, I now know that the ocean is just above outer space.

YTMND...

...ruining the Christmas classics since 2001.

PSA'd!

Just a little public service announcement for students, such as myself, who will be studying abroad next semester.

/Yes, I put it here just because it was made by me. Why do you ask?

Fun 4 EVAREWUN!

Here's something that Wii can all enjoy.

Gosh darn it!

See, there's a large banner hanging over the street, not one block from the house where I'm living this semester. It announces an annual Christmas Tree lighting, proclaming "ELON LIGHTS UP!" It was featured on the popular website CollegeHumor.com with the caption, "You know you live in a stoner town when..." That would have been just perfect to post here. But it seems that CollegeHumor has cleaned up there site and in the process, deleted it.

So instead, we'll have to settle for one of the Christmas bands ever.

A Really Important Question

Looks like our friends over at WRAL decided to take a very valid, scientific poll. I think we should all vote.

I Don't Wanna Do this Work

...is the title of my latest awesome creation. A music video with an original song, starring a few of my Mooresville friends. Written and directed by me. So you know it's awesome.

It also has almost 100 views, despite the fact that I just put it up around 4 this afternoon. By comparison, my Halloween video has 234 views, the most of any of my videos, and it's been there since Halloween. It's current rating is 4 out of 5 stars, and this is mostly because my mom accidentally clicked 4 instead of 5.

In other words, there is absolutely no doubt that this is the greatest music video ever made. So go watch it!

What we really need on this blog...

...is a few low-budget TV ads against political radicals, such as Vernon Robinson. Especially the kind made by yours truly.

In case you don't know who Vernon Robinson is, you can have the unfortunate but comical experience of finding out here.

I know what I want for Christmas

wires that shoot out of my arms!

I couldn't ger past about 33 yards, then on one lucky streak I made it to 88.53.

Update: I made it 97.68 and unofficially renamed the game "Spiderman Tries Acid."

Thanks to my Political Science class...

...I know that this is way too true.

(Actually a leftover from 2002, but who cares?)

I have a date!

...and even Sean Connery is proud.

Remember when I said that this blog would never have any original content?

Good, because I never said that.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! High Low

More Halloween Stuff

I'm not talking about his comical value when I ask "Is Garfield Dead?"

(Serious/creepy)

Elmo-larity!

Why is this so freakin' funny?

Probably because I haven't slept properly in days...

But the comments were funny too:

"If this video is supposed to be a critque of the Bush Administration, I like it. Otherwise, I don't know why it was featured."

"I like the part where he did the sieg heil."

A Public Service Announcement

Kids, this Halloween, remember to watch out for Fashion Zombies!

(Also there is apparently a moral to that video, check the comments on the link)

LOLz...

Right now, I am so drunk that I actually think you may enjoy this.

Don't worry, it's enjoyable!

Since we're nearing Halloween, I think it's time we showed something a little scary.

Yes, it's real.

People have done some great stuff with that photograph.

A bit of nostalgia...

Here we have the history of the world, exactly as I learned it back in the day.

The TRUTH about MySpace

Reason #54803 why I am not on MySpace. (Click to zoom to a readable size)

Soon their plans will be complete

As you might already know, this blog is published via Blogger, which is owned by Google. Yesterday, Google also bought YouTube, which has already hosted one of the two links I've posted before.

IS THERE NO STOPPING THEM?!

This one is a loop, so there is nothing new to see after the first time it starts over. Just thought I should warn Vicus before he spends the entire evening watching this one.

Yay destruction!

If you hated "The Ultimate Showdown," but still like violence, then you'll love The Battle of the Album Covers.

/witty comment

Right after the beginning...

There's no better way to start than with the best thing on the Internet!

I'll get to that "Profile" thing eventually...

In the Beginning...

First, I would like to begin by welcoming you to my new blog.

"Welcome to my new blog!"

There, now that's over with.

Some of you may remember me from my old blog, which has been going for quite some time now, but is well past its peak. Simply put, I've just gotten to busy/lazy to post in it recently. So, the solution, of course, was to create another one!

But this one will be different. Fortunately for you all, I this one will not mainly consist of my Nobel-winning writings. This one will be links to and pictures of all the funny, interesting, entertaining, amazing, or just downright awesome stuff I find on the Internet.

When I started my old blog, I laid down some ground rules. This time around the only rule is this: There are no rules.

Um, except that one...

Enjoy!