Yarr! It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
All ye landlubbers best be learnin' ye the basics of the holiday.
Then, ye should be teachen yeself the simpilest of pirate lingo. Ye shall be a salty sea dog in no time!
Perhaps now a little pirate folk music, punk rock, or even scurvy hip-hop?
Finally, settle down on ye dungbe with a jug o' rum and enjoy this bonnie fleet o' pirate links.
Aye, I best be settin' sail for classes now...