Learnding!

Hey, kids! It's that time of year again where I learn many amazing facts, thanks to classes! That's right, it's finals time, where I screw around on the Internet instead of studying!

Thanks to my endless web browsing, in the last couple of weeks I've learned/been reminded of gems such as:

• Pac-man technically ends at level 256, due to a glitch in the game.

• Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos was actually canceled in the middle of its pilot episode when the network owner called in and told them to "get that shit off the air.
• "In most states, however, the last clip reported seen on the show before it got pulled was of a child reaching for a kangaroo's genitals."
  

• There was once a sitcom called Heil Honey I'm Home! It's exactly what you think it's about.

• From several scenes filmed entirely in Wookie-speak to segments that were just copied directly from the original movie and poorly re-dubbed, the Star Wars Holiday Special is possibly the worst moment in TV history.
• Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia) was apparently so coked out during the filming of the Star Wars Holiday Special that she doesn't actually remember doing it.

• People don't really think before naming their companies.

• Someone, somewhere, decided that what the world really needs is a stun gun disguised as a tampon.

• The guy behind such video game legends as Donkey Kong and the entire Mario and Zelda series is so crazy that there is only one guy who can understand what he says.
  

• Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is a complete and utter asshole (Especially see paragraph 8). He is also a hypocrite.

• Fortunately, there is a way to get rid of that damned Beacon program while still being able to use Facebook.

• Steven Wright is funny as hell.
  

Argh, it seems that my endless note-taking has even seeped into my blog-writing. Back to work, I suppose.