So apparently Hillary Clinton is trying to discredit Obama's claim that he hasn't been plotting a run for office for decades, by bringing up essays that he wrote in third grade and kindergarten. No, really (scroll down to the bottom). I guess next she plans on claiming that he once accused someone of being a "doody head" and that he "didn't always share his crayons."
Of course, all of this doesn't really matter. We all know that in the end, it only matters who Chuck Norris picks for President.
The Internet: Making political satire obsolete since 1997.
Oh, and in keeping along with the same tangent from last time...