It needs a new post, that's what it needs!
Oh, fine. How about an awesome clip of someone from my school freestyle drumming unbelievably well?
Yes, it was I who discovered and filmed him. Now all of my millions of readers (a Mr. Scurra of the U.K.) will make him into the next YouTube sensation. Come on now, he's certainly more talented than that "leave Brittany alone" kid.
Eh...what else do I have around here? How about xkcd.com's amazingly detailed map of the Web communities, which is so big that if I posted a version small enough to fit here, it would be too small to read?
There, that should be the minimum required to get by for now.